I was reading and thinking 'This is pretty sarcastic' so I applaud you, sarcasm normally gets lost in the text hehe.

A wooden flute is pretty adorable, I like that it's got an unusual tone to it (I bet Scotland broke it or something...) My Wales is a jack of all music trades, but he specialises in the harp and singing, with some Piano on the side to maybe impress Austria someday.

Having a flute made of wood for that long, Wales must really know how to take care of things. He seems totally adorable and I want one. XD